Hmmmm. I think I need to switch to a cool Cyberpunk username.
Null Pointer Sisters?
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I have a bunch of friends from Twitter joining Mastodon tonight so I made a quick guide to how the site works. Making it public so anyone can see/boost it if it's helpful. If you have any questions feel free to ask!
bamboo lays down better infrastructure than any network engineer I have ever met. we should consider asking bamboo to carry some fiber with it.
So if anyone wants to run an insane programming language design contest, I might sign up.
Neanderthal 1: I'm gonna domesticate a wolf, teach it to hunt, bring in food, it's gonna be awesome
Neanderthal 2: Oh yeah? Well I'M gonna domesticate a, a, a, tiger
N1: Lol what
N2: A tiger. Gonna breed miniature ones. I'll come home, it'll be like, RAR! CLAWS! DEATH! FANGS! but, tiny. Then I'll laugh and give it hugs and it'll roar, but tiny.
N1: That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard, I mean what would a tiny tiger even DO, just sit around looking cool?
N1: And yet I want one
Whoever registered emacs.church really needs to put something there.
alonzo.church redirects to the Haskell homepage, so good for whoever bought it.
metal.church is taken, but thesis.church is still available.
not.barefoot is available, if you're looking to sell shoes online.
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« This program won at Tic-Tac-Toe by figuring out how to remotely crash its opponents' computers, causing them to forfeit. https://t.co/cNCUuHTluT »
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The problem with political nerds is that there's a whole generation who grew up thinking they were supposed to act like the characters on The West Wing.
web devs: semantic versioning is the only acceptable method for serious, professional developers, such as ourselves.
Knuth: TeX versions asymptotically approach pi because I think it is fun.
I think I’ve just accidentally invented cyber camp fire
I have a pretty awesome workplace.
We can be heroes
Just for one day
Then we have to get back to work on the death ray
Seattle isn't going to vaporize itself, you slackers.
New blog post: The Mastodon Spring Creator’s Release: What’s in 2.3 for art and photography
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